
Shutdown Corner Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:37 am EST
PSA: Playing some Thanksgiving Day football? Beware of deer
By MJD
A couple of boys in the Pittsburgh area were involved in a friendly game of backyard football when the pigskin got away from them. It rolled down near a wooded area, and when one lad went to retrieve it, some grumpy, child-hating deer attacked him in a Joey Porter(notes)-like fit of rage.
Seriously, a nine-year-old boy picks up a stick and starts clubbing a crazed deer? That kid is awesome. He can be on my team any day. Bring the stick, young man. We've got a defensive line to get through.
Good grief that poor boy could have been really hurt!
Good job by Wyatt on reminding this buck that we are higher on the food chain. They should consider making it part of the Thanksgiving feast!
My daughter fractured her collarbone last week showing the neighborhood boys who was better at football......maybe she should play against the deer? :-)
Give her a high five for trying from me :)
Testosterone is a REAL B!T(h!!! *GRIN*
Seriously though... these kids are VERY lucky! The hooves of those critters can do some SERIOUS damage!!! It's good for a guy to know that there is someone that is there to step up and help defend you against even the MEANEST of foes!!!
Hmmm..that's were my wife was born in 1963,Wintersville Ohio. The deer have a habit of hanging close to homes there,people feed them like pets.
Well, no wonder then. You can expect this sort of thing to happen when you combine feeding wild animals and a buck in rut.
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